veganpervyrt:

#i’m also afraid he might break a hip #because he’s an old man partying hard

*lol* OMFG

linkintheoristfrommars:

live-your-dreams-no-matter-what:

a-bravenew-world:

natural-born-freak:

i-just-wanted-a-mars-url:

veganbrekkie:

spoon-with-me-nathanial:

“Jared Leto does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.”

- Jared Leto is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Jared Leto.
- Jared’s crystalline tears actually cure cancer.
- Jared Leto lost his virginity before his dad did.
- If you come home to find Jared Leto doing your wife, it’s probably best to just go fetch Jared a glass of water and stand there in case Jared gets thirsty.
-Jared Leto doesn’t understand why you should consult your doctor if your erection lasts for more than 4 hours. His erections have been known to last for up to 15 days.

I can’t breathe.

-Jared Leto doesn’t understand why you should consult your doctor if your erection lasts for more than 4 hours. His erections have been known to last for up to 15 days.

- Jared Leto is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Jared Leto.

I really don’t like when someone makes fun of the others, especially in sarcastic way, but this honestly made me laugh hard, because at least half of it is actually true :D

Jared Leto didn’t even have to go  jogging. He said “Boo” and the fat ran away.

omg

Jared Leto doesn’t watch porn……

Porn watches Jared Leto.

ladal490:

only one

Scenery appreciation post x L.A.

• 30 Seconds to Mars ~ Kings And Queens

<3

g0ldenstateofmind:

Santa Monica, California

happinessiseverywhere:

Someday i’ll travel all around the world!